Forgive me for being gone for weeks and then returning with such a trivial topic, but as I am lying in my bed with my computer, attempting to finish copyediting this book, it just so happens that there is a revolting individual with eight legs walking around on my ceiling, tracing circles directly over my [...]
I keep opening a new post window to post something, and then realizing that I really have nothing to say. Nothing that interests me, anyway. I could complain about how the search and replace function on my MS Word appears to no longer work, which makes my copyediting tasks somewhat — um — more difficult; [...]
ATTENTION FRIENDLY HOME HEALTH AID LADY (who my son greeted by shouting “Hi lady!” when she came through the door) WHO HAS COME TO HELP TAKE CARE OF MY FATHER. WE ARE NOT CHRISTIANS. WE ARE JEWS. WE HAVE STATED SO EXPLICITLY NUMEROUS TIMES SINCE YOU ARRIVED HERE FOUR HOURS AGO. ERGO KINDLY CEASE AND [...]