Why on earth would this site link to me?? Know what page it linked to? This one. I found this out because when I log in to my dashboard, WordPress shows me websites that have linked to mine, and it showed me that one. Now that’s just weird. Does that site automatically link to stuff that says “guinea pig,” or does anyone actually read the posts before linking to them? Because no actual guinea pig aficionado would choose to link to that post. It says nothing whatsoever about guinea pigs. In fact, it says nothing whatsoever about anything, but certainly not about guinea pigs.
Note to guinea pig aficionados: Seek your information elsewhere.
My family is still here, by which I mean my parents and my elder sister and her super-slick husband and my three gorgeous, explosively delicious nephews. Oh my GOD they are so cute. I’m so tired and so dizzy but Shabbos was wonderful, and my kitchen is clean. 
Praise the Lord. (My nephews helped with the mopping.) Tomorrow we shall all eat brunch, after my baby siSter’s somewhat less slick husband picks up lots of food and brings it over here along with his wife and my niece and my other nephew, and then Elder Sister etc. will leave and return to the outerboro, and then I shall leave and go to my student’s wedding, and then on Monday morning my parents will leave. 
Everything flies by so quickly. But at least it’s absurdly fun.
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“somewhat less slick”?!
“his wife”?!?!?!