Miriam on September 7th, 2010

I don’t usually buy into that business of telling people they shouldn’t be upset about whatever they’re upset about because there are other people in the world with worse problems. The way I see it, there will ALWAYS be someone in the world with worse problems than someone else in the world. That doesn’t mean [...]

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Miriam on July 29th, 2010

Here’s what I did today. I appear, in this post, to switch back and forth between present and past tense. I don’t know why I do this, and I don’t care. I just don’t want you to think I’m not aware of it.
7:30 AM: Woke up after a largely sleepless night, in spite of my [...]

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Miriam on July 21st, 2010

Ugh. Ugh.
The thing with driving carpool and being stuck in horrible traffic for over an hour when it’s over 90 degrees outside and you’re pregnant and spitting and you use up all the tissues and can’t reach the other box, is that if you had just listened to the traffic report instead of texting with [...]

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Miriam on July 15th, 2010

RS has been sick for two days. Terrible nausea, plus high fever, which I can tell because she’s on fire, though I haven’t taken her temperature. Yesterday she said she was going to come downstairs, but then she couldn’t, because… G had made eggs for breakfast for himself and the twins (God bless summer, when [...]

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Miriam on July 12th, 2010

Making lists is boring. We leave, please God, for our annual road trip to good old St. Louie in approximately three weeks. I figured since all I’m really good for these days is sitting in one place, I could get a nice big jump start on the lists of things to bring (plural listS because [...]

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Miriam on July 5th, 2010

Want to know what never, ever stops going through my head? This:

Hope that works. If it didn’t, here’s the link, so it can go through your head as well. My son is ADDICTED to this video. Addicted. He will sit and watch, and has sat and watched, for an hour or more. Bear in mind [...]

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Miriam on June 1st, 2010

This is my dumb random update of random things, because yesterday and so far today I have felt too sick to study. Not too sick to watch SVU, however. I’ve never seen Stabler cry before.
I’m not getting a Droid phone after all. What I’m getting is this other kind of phone, which [...]

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Miriam on May 28th, 2010

That title just about sums it up.
YS actually does have a mild case of restless legs. She needs to take Melatonin every night, once the drugstore gets her special kiddie dosage, which should happen today. Who knew? She’s very pleased, and has already upped her bedtime drama in response. The truth is I’m not surprised, [...]

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Miriam on May 23rd, 2010

I didn’t go to the parade. Last year, not being pregnant or anything, I went to the parade; today I didn’t go to the parade, though G and the kids did. I made the right decision, but I’m sad. Anyway, they had a good time, and thank heavens the Boy didn’t go berserk [...]

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Miriam on May 21st, 2010

Don’t ask me that right now.
“You taught me what love is,” I often say to RS, my firstborn. “I thought I knew what love was, but when you were born I realized I never really knew.”
What would you do if your child came home from school with one of these on each forearm (note: in [...]

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